The Boy of Destiny
This is what having auditory processing issues is like.
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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun
i meant completely smooth but flat it actuwlly funnier
new flat earth thearoy: we could do it
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I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble
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ideal living situation is what i call the ‘sitcom special’ : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.
ideal living situation is what i call the ‘sitcom special’ : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.
Made some stickers for when you just gotta express yourself with a failed cake
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Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.
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